Friday, August 16, 2019
I get why there was never a Commando trading card set back in 1985 with trading cards, especially movie sets, being marketed to kids and Commando having a high kill count and all, but I knew eventually it was something I'd put something together. The movie kicks ass and it's Arnold Schwarzenegger. (I know, that last sentence was kind of redundant.)
This set is done in a 1985 Topps football inspired template. For the second set in a row my each card has it's own unique back featuring a quote from the character on front. And, for the first time this set is numbered. There's nine cards, perfect for a binder sheet. The nine cards are character cards, and I plan to eventually do a series two with nine action cards.
Friday, August 2, 2019
Just One of the Guys is an incredible movie that I personally feel sometimes unfairly gets overlooked because it was made in the '80s when so many other great movies came out. Heck, in just 1985 alone -- the year the movie was released -- you had movies come out like Back To The Future, First Blood Part II, Teen Wolf, Commando, The Goonies and the list goes on-and-on. For me though, Just One of the Guys is right up there with that list. I can watch it anytime. It's a charming movie that unfortunately I'm not so sure could be made in today's over-sensitive culture. Joyce Hyser's Terry was an androgynous rock star plus Sherilyn Fenn and William Zabka are a couple of all-time favorites of mine.
As it usually goes I was inspired to do this set after a recent re-watching. Since this movie, in my opinion, is so slept on I wanted to do something special as far as a custom card set goes. I tried to visualize how cards would look in all of the different 1985 sport card templates from all the major companies and nothing looked in my mind like a home run. Then, like the loser I am, I watched the movie again a couple of days later and the answer was right there in the dialogue:
Terry: "I'm a girl. I'm a woman."
Rick: "Right, and I'm Cyndi Lauper."Eureka! In 1985 Topps put out a Cyndi Lauper trading card set! Perfect! I knew the pink paint splatter design would be a great throwback look for this set.
|1985 Topps Cyndi Lauper|
Since I didn't have a caption on the front I decided to do something that has been requested but not done with my cards to this point ... each card has a unique back. I studied a lot up on the movie so I could have a unique quote and fun fact on the reverse of each card. I personally love that kind of nerd fanboy stuff. That cameo head shot idea I was going to use for the front got incorporated onto the back design. I'm not sure how often I'm going to make unique backings for future cards but, like I said, I wanted to do something a little special for this set.
This mini-set consists of a title card plus nine cards all with unique quotes and facts on the back... plus a bonus card, shaking out to eleven total cards. Get your set HERE.
I feel like I'd be neglectful if I didn't mention something about "the scene" in which Terry proves to Rick that she is indeed a she by revealing to him a couple of the most perfect breasts in cinematic history. For a guy like me that is probably closest maturity-wise to the ever horny younger brother Buddy, that scene is everything. As far as breasts scenes go I put it as 1b to Phoebe Cates' 1a in Fast Times, it's that spectacular. In researching the movie it seems Joyce Hyser is a little uneasy about the whole thing all these years later especially when it's found on the internet out of context to the movie's plot. I get that, and as respectfully as possible I would say to her she's got nothing to feel uneasy about. I found it interesting when I read that she's said no one has ever asked her at a signing or convention to sign that particular scene. I don't think I'd have the fortitude myself to try and get that signed but I'd probably be picturing it in my head while she signed one of my PG-13 cards. Sorry, Joyce.
Thursday, August 1, 2019
I don't think there's an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie that I don't like, especially from the '80s. Red Heat is a cool buddy-cop type movie, but I would say, as far as Arny movies go, it would be like a tier-two movie, for me anyway.
I couldn't see myself doing a set from this movie but I did think a card of Arnold's "Ivan Danko" character in the style of the 1988 Topps baseball matching the year the movie was released.
Sunday, July 21, 2019
Any male who grew up watching Who's The Boss? at some point developed a thing for Alyssa Milano, I would think anyways. She was always super cute and continued to blossom into a total knock-out as an adult.
The picture used for this card was taken in 1987 during a (I believe) charity celebrity game at Dodger Stadium. The card itself of course is done in the style of the 1987 Topps baseball.
With just a little bumping around the internet I found out that to this day Alyssa is still a huge Dodgers fan. I think she's actually a really big sports fan just in general. She's got her own line of official team apparel for female sports fans. Even more reason to stay crushing on her, eh?
Friday, July 19, 2019
I came across this infamous photo of Bert Blyleven and knew it had to have a card of it's own.
I was having a difficult time chasing down the exact year of this image so I put in an email to a pretty resourceful friend of the site and he was able to find that the picture was taken in 1984 in the locker room of the Cleveland's Municipal Stadium where Blyleven spent the '84 season as a member of the Cleveland Indians' rotation.
Bert has all the statistical criteria needed to be enshrined into the Baseball Hall of Fame, but it took him 13 years before he finally got in in 2011. Perhaps that can be attributed his casual attitude about busting heat on reporters during post-game interviews? I have to imagine that's not really going to endear you to any of the writers that vote on who gets in. To Bert's credit he's never hid his high regard for a good ass blast as he told Big League Stew in a 2008 interview:
"That’s why I wore it. I love to fart. I do. When the time is right, I do it. I’m not going to hide it."I first made this card in the 1984 Topps baseball inspired template but I just wasn't 100% happy with the final card so I went with my original idea to make it in the style of Topps' long running Turn Back The Clock subset. Like, "hey, remember that time when Bert Blyleven was photographed in that I love to fart t-shirt?".
The Turn Back The Clock cards remained very similar for a number of years with just the background color changing. I chose the blue of the 1989 edition to put a couple years between the that and the year that the fateful pic was snapped.
Thursday, July 18, 2019
While doing some mindless scrolling the likes of which most humans engage in now on a daily basis I happened upon this image of the German born goddess Claudia Schiffer used for this card. I want to say it comes from a Guess? Jeans campaign.
Claudia Schiffer, like Cindy Crawford or Christie Brinkley, is one of those names that put the "super" in super model. Those women's names for any of us guys growing up in the '80s or '90s immediately conjure up the vision of feminine beauty that almost didn't even seen real, too perfect. Like if you were to mention the name "Claudia Schiffer" it was probably in jest of her incomparable good looks, like "yea, but she's no Claudia Schiffer".
Seeing that this image is black and white it's makes are great addition to the other two Dream Girl card's I've made that are patterned after the 1991 Score baseball Dream Team subset.
Wednesday, July 17, 2019
I really, really like the movie Vision Quest. It's one of those movies where if I'm staring at my VHS collection wanting to watch a movie but nothing is really jumping out to me I could always watch Vision Quest.
I would call Vision Quest a quintessential 80's movie, complete with training montage and kick ass soundtrack. Any time I watch it I really feel inspired by Matthew Modine's portrayal of Louden Swain. It's not only for the character's determination but also Louden seems like a genuinely good person, an all-american kid who is still naive and yet to be hardened by pressures and experiences that come with adulthood.
When I started messing around with making cards Louden Swain was one of the very first cards I did. It was natural because I love the movie so much and since it came out in 1985 which was the first template I recreated for custom cards. Upon a recent viewing I was inspired to revisit my admiration for the movie and add a Brian Shute card. At first I was just going to add a card to the Louden I'd already made in the '85 Topps baseball design but I decided to do go a different direction and make two new cards.
I went with a Star Co. basketball inspired design. For me it has a classic trading card frame and it's also a bit of a cheat since Star used the same exact template for their cards from 1983 through 1986, they would just switch the color of the card's frame for the different NBA teams. The Star design allowed me to add the the weight class where the player's position would normally go. That's an important detail of the movie with Louden pushing himself to his physical brink in an effort to test his mettle against the reigning state champ in the toughest weight division.
Fun facts: The actor who played Brian Shute, Frank Jasper, had wrestled but leading up to the movie was doing body building, was closer in 190 lbs ... Jasper literally had to out wrestle the other guy vying for the part of Shute ...